why Dave has AIDS!!!!!!!!

i saw him having unprotected sex with picacho's dirtiest ladies of the night. while at the same time participating in introveinus drug abuse with needles shared by the nastiest of drug heads. they then broke into the HIV wing of the local hospital and began to take blood samples from each and every patient. the samples were collected into a giant gold goblet. dave took the cup, gave it to his disciples and said "this is the blood that will be shared with you so that sins may be forgiven".


and that ladies and gentlement is why dave has the AIDS!!!!!!!!!!